Saturday, June 25, 2005

Even Magical Jeans Have Limits

I have a pair of magical jeans. They fit me no matter what. Lose 5 lbs after a bad hangover? No worries--wear the magical jeans! Gain 5 lbs over the Holidays? Yep, no prob... these jeans defy logic.

I wore the magical jeans to a friend's house for a July 4th party. After sitting in a lawnchair for about half an hour I started to get VERY uncomfortable. I stood up for a while... felt pretty good again. When it was time to eat, I sat back down in the chair and--YOW. After about ten more minutes, I really thought that I might throw up. I had to resist the urge to actually unbutton my jeans at the table. I ended up finishing my salad while standing up, resting my plate on the deck railing. I didnt sit back down again until we got back in the car to go home.

I'm just 16 weeks. I am NOT ready to give up the magical jeans just yet. Maybe if I just refrain from sitting....

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