Some Things that Suck at 16 Weeks

1. Showing with my clothes off, but with them on it just looks like I've gained some weight. I'd rather just get it over with and LOOK pregnant. On a related note, not really ready for maternity clothes, but quickly outgrowing some reg clothes.
   
2. Time to tell work is fast approaching. A new Dept Chair takes over in a few weeks, so I'll probably wait for that. I'm the only woman in my Dept without kids, and I have this feeling that after I tell work, I'll never again be able to have a conversation with those people about anything else. THEY WONT LET ME.
3. Annoying colleague is offering more pregnancy advice--this time about the 2nd trimester (Eat less! Exercise more! Get the nursery ready because you'll be too tired later! Work like a dog now because you wont work at all next trimester!)
4. Endurance is getting worse. My 5 mile walk with the dogs yesterday took a LOT longer than usual and I noticed myself getting tired much sooner. I really hope that its all in my head
5. Starving all. the. time. WTF? Why do I feel like I have to eat every hour or die??
6. Ive been dreaming about wine and cigarettes. And heroin (though I've never tried it, apparently I have a subconscious desire to watch my husband try it).