My baby the porn star

I thought that my firstborn would surely be a Surgeon. Or maybe a Supreme Court Justice. Or even a Professor like Mommy.

Alas, I was wrong. My firstborn is clearly preparing for a career in porn. During our entire ultrasound session, the baby rolled over and over, ran around, wiggled like mad... all while flashing the camera.

Yep, my little porn star made determining the sex very easy... by repeatedly displaying his penis.


I dont think that I was the only one with tears in my eyes when we found out. So much for "I dont care what it is as long as its healthy."